one of my favorite scenes from Mannequin (1987)
i just love hollywood montrose XD
-Don’t let Felix get to you. He just has a bad case of Miami Vice.
-I gotta go, okay? I promised my girlfriend I was gonna take her out tonight.
-What happened? What did I say?
-Albert left me, that bitch. He said my thighs are too fat. Do my thighs look too fat to you?
-You didn’t look!
-I don’t know about men’s thighs. They look fine to me. They really do.
-Thank you. Albert called me “cellulite city.” Maybe he’s right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.
-No! If you want to lose weight, just diet.
-Diets are no use. It’s those jelly doughnuts. They call to me in the middle of the night: “Hollywood, Hollywood. Come and get me Hollywood.” I can’t stay away from them. It’s like you and women’s dressing rooms.
-No, that was a misunderstanding.
-Have any of your friends ever been vacuumed out? I heard those doctors in Beverly Hills…they just open you upand suck those fat cells out of there.
-It sounds nice.
-I wonder if you could do it yourself, with a vacuum cleaner or something.
Albert’s been off work for an hour now. There’s just no telling what he’s gotten himself into.
-Take it easy, okay? Just go home and get yourself some rest. You’ll be fine.
-An artiste does not leave his work unfinished.
-No, it looks fine to me.
-In that case, I’m a dream that once was. Look out, Albert, because Hollywood is on your case.
-Yeah, go get him.